I will ease your mind

These were some character sketches for some characters in a story that never really went anywhere, apparently.

About science teachers.

Harvey Chiltwater

I used to do comics of this rich snobby character named Harvey Chiltwater when I was in junior high. It was always two panels: the first panel was a flashback where he was a snooty bully as a kid (like lording 5 Willie Mays' rookie cards over his friends), and the second panel was an almost identical (but now highly inappropriate) scenario in his adult life (like lording 5 Bentleys or whatever). I'm sure it was highly imaginative and original and the world is a lesser place for not having it available in a more broad format. For some reason I revisited HC and this is the result.

Some kind of Superman or whatever

He looks angry and more than a little gorillaish and stuff. It looks like he has a tumor on his lower right jaw. In other words, a cruddy job all around. This is what happens when you use a retractable Sharpie on the reverse side of an Inventory Requisition Card during work.

Karate Guy

With a leaky Bic, which sounds vaguely dirty though it is not at all.

Oscar the Dog

In real life he's black and white and cute all over.

Some dudes that work for me.

This guy is totally dumb and not even worth the dirty residue stuck to the bottom of his shoes. I fired him but he re-emerged on a different shift when the need arose for a totally dumb guy.


This guy's alright but he's afraid of his own shadow and also the whims of his wife, and not in that particular order.


This guy's name is "Guy".


And he literally lives in a church basement, which is admirable in some kind of way I'm sure.

super rad.

This is an advertisement for neither the Rainbow Coalition nor a gay/lesbian group, not that there's anything wrong with that. I was obsessed for years with the phrase "super rad" and I was utterly devastated to find that superrad.com/ was already obsconded with. It's just parked by some douche in europe and it's for sale for like $6,000 as if anyone would waste that much money for nothing. It took me awhile to realize it wasn't that great of a phrase anyhow. In fact, it took exactly as long as it took me to reaize it would cost me $6,000.

Big Boffo

The frontpage for a website I never finished.



This is what I looked like in 2004. I look the same now only I always have glasses and occasionally a beard and there's almost never space invaders descending ominously in an even spaced pattern behind me. Usually.

The Blue Phoenix

A superhero called The Blue Phoenix.