This guy is totally dumb and not even worth the dirty residue stuck to the bottom of his shoes. I fired him but he re-emerged on a different shift when the need arose for a totally dumb guy.
This guy's alright but he's afraid of his own shadow and also the whims of his wife, and not in that particular order.
This guy's name is "Guy".
And he literally lives in a church basement, which is admirable in some kind of way I'm sure.